More cows for Africa
Editor-in-Chief Mr Mayerberg enters the room: "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen! Today there is only one item on the agenda, Uganda. In particular, the work of German development aid in the north of the country. As You know, several rumours are circulating about the Kaoli tribe, which had to clear its village for the mining of rare piles of earth on the initiative of a Birgit Janssen of Mining of Mineral Resources, MoM for short, and which was settled further north by MoM. To this day Mrs Janssen is still missing completely. Her company claims that she had resigned and, so far as one knows, she was so enthusiastic about the tribe that she rented a house near the tribe to better study the Kaoli. However, I would like our colleague Jutta Siebert to do some research there and our new volunteer Mrs Carola Stiefmütterchen will assist her there. That's it for today. Any questions or suggestions? No? Well, then I wish us all a productive day! Goodbye!" When he went out he still thought with a grin: "If everything is true what they told me about the Kaoli tribe, I get rid of both fucked up sluts with one blow! Jutta Siebert "Shit! Now, this idiot sends me back to the wilderness for fear I could get his job and to top it off I also have to play babysitter for Stiefmütterchen. What kind of name is that anyway", I thought angrily and went into my office with my new assistant in tow. "We often have to work very closely together in such remote areas. So I suggest we call each other by our first names. My name is Jutta." "Pleased to meet you. Carola." "Here's a list of the vaccinations you should have and the documents and items you should have in those countries." My computer called. "Ah! I see our flight leaves Frankfurt next Monday at 08:00. So, hop, hop! Time is running out!" The flight was uneventful. When we got off at Entebbe Airport in Uganda, a less comfortable journey to Kitgum awaited us. Finally arrived there, we could move into our rooms, freshen up and eat something. With a double whiskey, I said goodbye and went to bed. The next morning we had breakfast with Rainer Mayer from MoM. "My name is Rainer." "Jutta! My assistant Carola," I said. "I would say when you ladies are ready, we can leave. It will be a strenuous ride through partly rugged terrain. And when we get there, we have to live in the village. There are no western hotels and comfort. Furthermore, they expect from us that we respect their customs, as they live there in strict gender separation. I stay there with the men and you with the women and the children in a separate hut," he said. "I'll try to arrange an interview with the chief for you. But be careful, women are considered cattle rather than people. They'll treat you just as well as good farmers treat their livestock. Under no circumstances you should address a man there, for this is always being misinterpreted as an invitation to sex, with the consequence that you become his property following having sex." "That's archaic, poor women are treated like cattle. Is there nothing we can do about it?" asked my naive assistant. "Adapt, my dear colleague. We'll do anything to do a good job. From African naked to Arabic veiled. If you got a problem with that, get another job! By the way, journalists are always observers. Therefore we are not interested in people's problems. While the jeep brought us closer to our destination rumbling over badly built roads, I discussed the details with my assistant: " This is not how I wanted it to be. I thought we'd go to the village and do our interview with the chief and leave then. But now it looks like we're gonna have to spend a few days with these savages. We don't know their customs, and that may lead to misunderstandings, so be extremely restrained." After hours of shakings, we arrived at our destination. Already at the entrance of the village, we were greeted by a crowd of yelling children. At the village square, we got out and Rainer was warmly welcomed. We were ignored by the men for the time being. The people here were all above average in size, even the women. But everything on them was a little out of proportion with normal women. Their breasts were enormous, their hips so bear-friendly wide, but most interesting were their hairstyle and jewellery. Their hair was so braided that it looked like cow horns. At the septum, they wore a plate that partially covered their thick lips. However, they wore a collar that could confidently be described as a yoke. It was around, shoulder-wide wooden disc, which was massive only at the neck and at the outer edge, otherwise decorated with thin, filigree carvings. Except for a loincloth they were naked and wore tattoos all over their body, even on their faces. As soon as Carola and I had got out, we were greeted by them with kisses and strokes. Then the chief's eyes fell on us and he said to Rainer: "Your cattle has to be decorated if we shall keep it for you!" And before we could figure it out, we were in the women's hut. It was huge and without any furniture. There seemed to be cooking places on the walls. There were also some tools that I could not assign to a function yet. But I think everything should be used for housekeeping. Thick mats were scattered on the floor and some recently used bowls and cups. So there was nothing we could do other than sit down with the women on the ground. Their names were Ungas and Atto. A fair-skinned woman, I thought she was an albino, approached us. She brought a big jug and handed us cups. "Hello! Me Ngana. Do you want a drink? Makala! Makala! Mhm, very tasty! All right, you drink!" she poured us in and we drank gratefully. An explosion of taste took place in my palate. I never drank anything this delicious in my life. Carola looked at me in amazement, she felt like me. Then they handed us the bowls, the porridge smelled delicious. Ngana moved with her left hand to her protruding ass and with her right hand to her mouth. And Carola looked at me confused. "You can only eat with your right hand, the left is for your ass," I told her. The porridge tasted fantastic, but when we were satisfied, we continued to drink Malaka. Ungas and Atto had pressed us all the time under constant giggling, again and again, kissed us and never stopped stroking us. At first, I was quite annoyed, yet curiously, I soon found their affections very comfortable. I felt safe with them and their intellectual indolence and kindness seemed to rub off on us. And it gave me an inner peace I never knew. So I was not surprised at all how they began to undress us and started to draw on our faces and bodies. All the time they gave us Makala and we sank into increasingly deep dizziness. They then tattooed their drawings with pointed pencils inside our skins. Not one spark of concern penetrated my dazed brain as they decorated the skin of my face and body for all time according to the Kaoli style. Even my sense of pain was disabled. I was only a dull dump who enjoyed all the attention. And even when my septum got pierced, I didn't feel a thing. In the hole, she put a small piece of wood. They washed us carefully and tiredness overwhelmed us. The efforts of the journey slowly became noticeable and we just wanted to sleep and so we fell asleep happily in their arms just like it would be the most normal thing in the world. "Sleep soundly, my little heifer, so that you may become a beautiful cow," Ungas whispered to me. However, I had already fallen asleep before I could properly understand what she was whispering to me.
The next morning I woke up and found myself nestled close in the arms of Ungas. Carola lay close to me, she in Atto's arms. "My God! What am I doing here? I have to do my job here and not hang out in the arms of a matron," I thought, but was still too dizzy to understand the situation in which we were. When I tried to free me from Ungas grip, I awoke her. "Jutta, Ngali! Be nice. You drink Makala. Then I'll show you around. But now you sweet and drink." She smiled so dearly at me with her cow's eyes, so that I became completely quiet and will-less again. I and also Carola were drinking our Makala obediently. Then Ngana brought us our breakfast. It was porridge again, but it was delicious. And then they gave us Makala again and I was perfectly in tune with my destiny. Too late for us to change our destiny any more. I had a slight suspicion, but when I drank my Makala cup, I was no longer interested in anything. Besides my bladder and my intestines, they took their toll and led us to the farthest corner of the hut. There, a considerable number of women and children already stood on a wooden lattice and released their emergency permission. It didn't shock me at all how they could empty themselves in front of everyone, not even registering my and Carola's nudity anymore. Patiently I waited, till a place became free. Then we followed Ungas and Atto to the river where we were gently and carefully washed by them. While we sat on the banks of the river under the morning sun drying, we drank Makala and laughed and giggled silly. It was all so peaceful and uncomplicated. Carola and I admired each other's new tattoos. The caresses and kisses of Ungas and Atto made us more and more a part of the herd and slowly we started to reply with stupid giggles. Hardly did I begin to ponder about what I was doing there. The thought was already forgotten again. I admired Unga's plate and moved closer so that I could look at it more closely. Then Ungas said, while she caressed me giggling: "Ngali, also have beautiful jewellery. Oh, then Ngali beautiful. Coming to the medicine man." We were towed to the medicine man until Carola and I could figure out what happened to us. In front of the entrance of his hut, we knelt into the dust and waited. The whole time we waited, we stroked each other. Even Atto and Ungas didn't give a shit anymore. Then he stepped out of his hut and I froze in awe. Just 24 hours ago, I'd have taken him for an impostor, a cheater. Yet I had already turned into the cow I would soon be. For me, a Kaolimann was now a cattle farmer and he emanated on me an unbelievable dominance. He grabbed Carola and me like cattle firmly in the neck and pushed us roughly into his hut. He ordered Atto and Ungas to do something in Kaoli dialect. They brought us Makala and obediently we emptied our jug. "I'll make you good heifers!" he said. Suddenly I got dizzy and Ungas had to hold me. And then everything became black with me. Slightly light-headed and a little bit dizzy, I woke up in Ungas arms. An unfamiliar feeling I sensed on my head and bells tinkling before my eyes. I had 'horns' like Ungas and on my septum was a lip plate that swung slightly back and forth with every breath. But the greatest one was my yoke. Overjoyed I embraced Ungas and she said: "Give all three holes." I crawled to him on all fours like in a trance and began to suck his penis and balls. He threw me forward and climbed me anally. It hurt like hell! He finally emptied into my bowels. Then I licked his cock clean, soiled by my ass. During this time he could recover to finally mate me from behind like the beast that I was now. I had an orgasm that seemed to blow out my brain. It was overwhelming for me. I'd never experienced anything like this before. Simultaneously, it struck me like lightning! I used to be a respected journalist. Now I was kneeling in the dirt and climbed by a savage like a cow in the heat! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What the hell did I do? In desperation, I tore at my yoke and began to wonder how the hell he had pulled it over my head? And then the whole truth seeped into my remaining intellect: the light-skinned cow Ngana was not an albino, she was the missing Birgit Janssen. This was now my fate too, both Ngali's and Luba's! Ngali and Luba we were called now and soon we would be giggling, stupid cows with thick udders and little sense. We were heifers now but we would continue to become stupid and grow till we would be as massive and dull as the other cows.
Big, fat and happy cows!